Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Elevenbirthday Invite Wording

Goodbye Bo ...

curtain closed on another great music and the sadness that always gets me when I read this news, I'll leave the commentary to the agencies.

are more like the kid from The Sixth Sense: he saw "dead people", I now listen only "dead people", on the other hand, what should I buy? The discs of Good Charlotte? Luckily the big ones have left a legacy of extraordinary music to hear and enjoy ... Luckily, there are still around guys like Joe Bonamassa, go ...

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(ASCA) - Rome, June 3 - There 'off yesterday of a heart attack at the age' of 79 years, at his home in Archer, Florida, Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock'n'roll.

Born in Mc Comb, Mississippi, December 30, 1928, beginning 'in 1955 with the single' Bo Diddley / I'm a Man 'and the particular sound of his songs was quickly dubbed the''Diddley Beat.''

Diddley influenced generations of musicians from Buddy Holly to the Rolling Stones, from The Who to Bruce Springsteen, from U2 to George Michael, not to mention the same Elvis Presley.

Nicknamed''The Originator of Rock 'N' Roll,''Bo Diddley wrote hits such as' Pretty Thing ',' Mona ',' Who Do You Love? ',' You Can not Judge a Book by Its Cover ',' I'm a Man 'and''Not Fade Away'', recovery, among others, the Rolling Stones that transformed the song into a success planetarium.

New Jersey Gay Crusing Spots

For Those Who May Concern ... Turkey

I'm alive, eh?
God, more or less ...
But I come back as soon as possible, that is when I managed to piece together the shards of a crash (metaphorically, but also metadentrico ...) that I thought was not that bad ...
Coins, life, work ...
What a mess ...
But then " I've been down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees ... "

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Herpes Simplex On My Leg

good good.

Buy a turkey about 5 pounds for 6 people and a bottle of whiskey, salt, pepper, olive oil and lard. Lard
the turkey, sew it, add salt and pepper and extra virgin olive oil.
Heat oven to 250 degrees for 10 minutes. Pending
drink a glass of whiskey.
Put the turkey in the oven on a baking dish.
make available a further two good glasses of whiskey. Bette dermosdado
the drink at 300 degrees 20 minutes.
Versciarsci mother glasses of whiskey. After a
messci'ora, open the oven door and sciorvegliare boiling the cleat. Gaso never bolesse sgabbare.
Brenda vottiglia vishschi of a beautiful and infilarscene golata in gullet. After another
bezz'ola, trascinarsci Verscio the oven, throw open the door and shit thrown back - no, to gaze - no - in short, put the chicken in the Verscio.
Uscitionarsci the hand with the shit out of the door and close it ... Holy shit! Try a
scedersci sceda and verscarsci a uissski dibikkiere - or the opposite, non scio 'more'. Harm - no, mother in law - no cook no, ah, 'cook the animal be hours.
Eh hop!, A glass! Sciempre appreciated. Remove from the oven dacchino.
Roll up a bit 'of wisdky.
tries again to extract the bone, 'cause not the first time we ski we did. Collect
porter fell on the floor.
Wipe it with a lousy rag and throw him on a cat, crazy, a plate. But who cares.
Crack face due to the fat left on the ceiling, the floor of her cousin and trying to Rials. Decide that you are all better off the ground, belly laugh and finish the bottle rhisky.
Arrambicarsi on the bed and dorbire Dudda lanote.
Eating cold turkey with mayonnaise the next day, put the ointment for burns and for the rest of the day cleaning up the brothel done in the kitchen.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Non Religious Sympathy Quotes

Uuuh that post luuuungo!

But it's nice to have the 300 things that, according to some, you should do in life.

With the "+" there are those I have already done more or less 195 to 300, but there are some like: "I drove a Ferrari" or "I participated in a rave ", which does not interest me at all.

Let's say that on average are satisfied with what I've done so far ... maybe I'm missing here is a woman with whom to share things that I did not like" I've been to the Caribbean "or "I went canoeing on the Snake River" ('ZZO ... 1040 miles between Wyoming, Idaho, Oregon and Washington !)... Okay, while I am here with my friend Davo (photo Ace).

001. I offered everyone a drink in a bar ...
+ 002. ... I swam with the dolphins
003. I climbed a mountain ...
004.
... I drove a Ferrari 005. I've been to 'inside the Great Pyramid ...
006. I held a tarantula in his hand ...
007. I have gone swimming naked in the sea ... +
008. Ho detto TI AMO credendoci... +
009. Ho abbracciato un albero... +
010. Ho fatto uno strip tease... +
011. Ho fatto bungee jumping...
012. Sono stato a Parigi... +
013. Ho visto una tempesta marina... +
014. Ho passato la notte sveglio fino a vedere l'alba... +
015. Ho visto l'aurora boreale...
016. Ho cambiato pannolini a un bambino...
017. Sono salito a piedi sulla cima della Torre di Pisa... +
018. Ho coltivato e mangiato verdure del mio orto...
019. Ho toccato un iceberg...
020. Ho dormito sotto le stelle... +
021. Sono stato su una mongolfiera...
022. Ho visto una pioggia di meteoriti...
023. Mi sono ubriacato... +
024. Ho fumato erba... +
025. Ho guardato le stelle con un telescopio... +
026. Mi è venuta la ridarella in un momento inopportuno... +
027. Ho fatto una promessa senza mantenerla... +
028. Ho scommesso e vinto ai cavalli... +
029. Mi sono finto malato pur non essendolo... +
030. Ho invitato uno/a sconosciuto/a a casa mia... +
031. Ho fatto battaglie con palle di neve... +
032. Mi sono fotocopiato il culo in ufficio... +
033. Ho gridato con tutta la mia forza solo per il gusto di farlo... +
034. Ho tenuto in braccio un agnellino...
035. Ho dormito su una panchina... +
036. Ho fatto un bagno romantico a lume di candela... +
037. Ho fatto una doccia con cold water ... +
038. I started talking to a beggar ... +
039. I have seen a total eclipse ... +
040. I took the sun naked ... +
041. I've been on a roller coaster ... +
042. I made a home run ...
043. I danced like crazy for caring about others ... +
044. I spoke with an accent for an entire day ...
045. I visited the birthplace of my ancestors ... +
046. At least one time I felt happy with my life ... +
047. I visited all the countries of ...
048. I love my job in every aspect ...
049. I was comforted that someone crapped bad .. +
050. I won some lottery .. +
051. I danced with strangers in foreign countries ... +
052. I saw the whales ... +
053. I gave the flowers ... +
054. I have stolen or damaged road signs ... +
055. I was sent back to Europe, arrival in U.S. ...
056. I took a trip on the road ... +
057. I did mountain climbing ...
058. I lied to customs ... +
059. I did a night walk on the beach ... +
060. I did paragliding ...
061. I was in Ireland ... +
062. I was heartbroken longer than it has been in love ... +
063. At the restaurant I sat down to eat with strangers ... +
064. I was in Japan ... +
065. I milked a cow ...
066. System CDs in alphabetical order ...
067. I dreamed of being a superhero comic book ... +
068. I sang in a karaoke bar ... +
069. I've slept an entire day ... +
070. I did scuba diving ...
071. I dreamed of being invisible ... +
072. I fell asleep at the cinema ... +
073. I kissed in the rain ... +
074. I played in the mud ...
075. I played in the rain ... +
076. I was in a drive-in ...
077. I did something to repent of having done so without regret ... +
078. I have seen the Great Wall of China ...
079. I discovered that someone found my blog ... +
080. I broke a window or a glass ... +
081. I started a business ...
082. I always love and reciprocated ...
083. I visited the ancient sites ... +
084. I did a course in martial arts ... +
085. I heard the same song for more than 20 times ... +
086. I've been married ...
087. I was in a movie ...
088. I ruined a party ...
089. I cried watching a movie ... +
090. I loved someone who did not deserve ...
+ 091. I was kissed passionately feel dizzy ... +
092. I got divorced ...
093. I'm talking to a girl blush ...
+ 094. I fell in public ... +
095. I was beaten by a woman ... +
096. I cooked biscuits ... +
097. Ho vinto un concorso di bellezza...
098. Sono stato in gondola a Venezia...
099. Mi è venuta la pelle d'oca sentendo la lingua di un'altra persona... +
100. Ho almeno un tattoo...
101. Ho almeno un piercing...
102. Sono sceso in canoa sullo Snake River...
103. Sono stato in uno studio tv come pubblico... +
104. Ho ricevuto cioccolatini... +
105. Ho così tanto mangiato fino a dover vomitare… +
106. Ho ballato fino all'alba... +
107. Sono stato con più di 10 ragazze... (non contemporaneamente, purtroppo…)+
108. Ho suonato in pubblico... +
109. Sono andata a giocare a Las Vegas... +
110. Ho mangiato pescecane...
111. I recorded some music ... +
112. I was in Thailand ...
113. I bought a house ...
114. I was in a war zone ...
115. I've been on a cruise ...
116. I beat my brother ...
117. I speak several languages \u200b\u200b... +
118. I did wrap ... +
119. I have been involved in a fight ... +
120. I have bad checks ...
121. I have seen Rocky Horror Picture Show ... +
122. I have grown children ...
123. I recently bought and played with something childish ... +
124. I followed the entire tour group ...
125. I was a groupie ...
126. I participated in a Spring Break ...
127. I rode a bike paese straniero... +
128. Ho scoperto qualcosa d'importante sui miei antenati... +
129. Ho scritto al presidente della Repubblica...
130. Ho traslocato e iniziato vita in un'altra città...
131. Sono stato sul Golden Gate Bridge.... +
130. Scippato una vecchietta...
133. Avrei voluto essere in un telefilm... +
134. Ho cantato in macchina per almeno 20 Km... +
135. Ho superato di molto il limite di velocità con la macchina... +
136. Ho subito un intervento di chirurgia plastica...
137. Sono sopravvissuto a un incidente stradale...
138. Ho scritto articoli per giornali... +
139. Ho fatto diete... +
140. Ho pilotato aerei...
141. Ho accarezzato animali I'm afraid of ... +
142. I had sex with ...
143. I fell in love but without being able to repay ... +
144. I have given birth to an animal ...
145. I was fired ... +
146. I won money on a TV show ...
147. I broke some bones ....
148. I have killed animals ... [Poor fish ...] +
149. I killed human beings ...
150. I attended a safari in Africa ...
151. I rode a motorcycle ... +
152. I drove a tractor ... +
153. I have piercing besides the ears ...
154. I shot with firearms ... +
155. I ate mushrooms found in the woods ... +
156. I have not slept for more than a day ... +
157. I just surgery ... +
158. I was rejected ... +
159. I hitchhiked ... +
160. I had a snake as a pet ...
161. I stayed for the duration of a flight ... +
162. I've seen more foreign countries than U.S. states ... +
163. I've been on every continent ...
164. I traveled by canoe for more than two days ...
165. I rode a water scooter ... +
166. I ate kangaroo meat ...
167. I ate sushi ... (And I discovered that I do not like) +
168. I pissed in the street ... +
169. I punched someone ... +
170. I had a relationship lasting over a year ... (Usually well over ...) +
171. I changed my mind about something to someone ... +
172. I changed my mind on something or someone ... +
173. I did fire someone ...
174. I found money ... (Always a few) +
175. I parachute jump ...
176. I ate bugs and insects ... +
177. I have eaten fried green tomatoes ...
178. I have read Homer ... +
179. I have stolen from the restaurant ... +
180. I have stolen from the supermarket ... +
181. I apologized a long time after ... +
182. I was elected class president at least once ...
183. I fixed my own computer ... +
184. I was DJ ...
185. Cried for a whole day ... +
186. I cheated at the game ...
187. Sono stato arrestato...
188. Ho bigiato la scuola... +
189. Ho pattinato sul ghiaccio... +
190. Ho comprato scarpe e/o vestiti ad un mercatino rionale... +
191. Ho vomitato in luogo pubblico... +
192. Ho venduto qualcosa ad un estraneo... +
193. Ho comunicato con qualcuno non conoscendo la sua lingua... +
194. Ho rubato la saponetta dall'albergo... +
195. Ho bucato le ruote di una macchina o strisciato la carrozzeria...
196. Ho ruttato davanti ad altre persone..... +
197. Ho copiato un compito in classe.. +
198. Sono caduto in bici... +
199. Sono svenuto...
200. Ho baciato qualcuno del mio stesso sesso...
201. Ho fatto un tuffo da un'altezza at least 10 m. .. +
202. I tasted Korean food ... +
203. I seriously thought about suicide ... +
204. I hated ... +
205. I have experience bdsm ...
206. I worked in a bar ... +
207. I was in a sex shop ... +
208. I kissed a foreign girl ... +
209. I'm lost in a strange city ... +
210. I pulled the cans ... +
211. I'm in love with a friend ... +
212. I did yoga ... +
213. I did tantric exercises ... +
214. I witnessed a car accident ... +
215. I was bound ...
216. I play squash ... +
217. I had a stroke of lightning ... +
218. I made a video hard ...
219. I felt the absence of a former ... +
220. I played a trump ... +
221. I kept a secret diary ... +
222. I made off-piste ... +
223. I did jungle trekking ...
224. I was with a bigger than me ... +
225. I'm done for someone else ...
226. I climbed up a tree ... +
227. I wanted that one night would never end ... +
228. I made a mad love for .... +
229. I had a bath at night ... +
230. I smoked the nargile ... (I have two ...) +
231. I wrote a love letter ... +
232. I've been suspended from school ...
233. I kissed on the first date ... +
234. I fell asleep in the arms of a girl ... +
235. I was left ... +
236. I have forgiven ... +
237. I had a car accident ... +
238. I was the victim of a joke ... +
239. I was at the spa ... +
240. I've been seeing a Formula One Grand Prix ...
241. I was in a night ... +
242. I was in a private club ...
243. I did parasailing .....
244. I lied ... +
245. I did a mural ...
246. I saw the coral reef ... +
247. I did the shit ...
248. I have been with more people on the same day ...
249. I received compliments for something I can do much well ... +
250. I was in a nudist camp ... +
251. I discovered that someone who wanted me disgraced secretly ... +
252. I broke out of anger of the objects ... +
253. I was on the phone more than 2 hours .... +
254. I ran away from home ...
255. I wrote a poem ... +
256. I attended a rave ...
257. I was at the home of a stranger ... +
258. I said something and soon after I did the opposite ... +
259. I usually midnight snacks ...
260. I kissed for over an hour straight ... +
261. I looked through the keyhole of a lock ... +
262. I eavesdropped on a door ... +
263. I walked on a roof ... +
264. I met a transvestite or a transexual ... +
265. I read more books in one day ... +
266. I stopped someone on the street to know ...
267. I was in a Buddhist temple ... +
268. I did the sauna ... +
269. I cheated ... (MAI)
270. I got a fine ... +
271. I was chased by angry dogs ... +
272. I received proposals obscene ... +
273. I did a television audition ...
274. I did everything to make a person happy ... +
275. I did break dance in the middle of a street ... +
276. I've been to the Caribbean ...
277. Have you been in water for more than six hours ... +
278. I met someone known in chat ... +
279. I've been to a concert ... +
280. I drove without being able to do so ... +
281. I did play spirits ... +
282. I have visited many places abroad than in Italy ... +
283. I do not have a single nationality ...
284. I was at a beer festival ... +
285. I went somewhere telling everyone that I went to another ... +
286. I was hospitalized ... +
287. I played in a group ... +
288. I bribed someone ...
289. I've been recommended ...
290. Have you signed up at a party ...
291. I was betrayed .. +
292. I wanted a person for months without being able to declare ... +
293. I had a story on holiday ... +
294. I wanted to go and live abroad ... +
295. I traveled without a ticket ... +
296. I've been single by choice ... +
297. I've been with someone for fun ...
298. I flew ... +
299. I've had recurring nightmares ... +
300. I rode naked through the house ... +

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

How To Hack A Broadband Dongle

advertising would have us believe that ... We


- It 's always fair weather, except in countries where children still get wet when it rains because there is not full of arcades.

- We are all rich, beautiful and young.

- The average Italian family is represented by the father who reaches the age of 30, the mother who has children 20 years and have only 10 years younger than them, of course, all healthy and beautiful.

- She does remain, it is always at home and bakes cakes and biscuits, water the plants or put in loincloths and leave photography to the balcony from the neighbors, the cycle when he climbs trees or parachute jumps.

- He is obviously a super manager, works two hours a day, goes to the office by helicopter, and takes about 10/15 thousand euro a month to maintain the country house, his wife, five children and to fill helicopter.

- children miraculously never quarreled, do well in school, are obedient and the only thing they want is their favorite snack (what there will never be in that fucking snack? Heroin?) and the only misfortune that can never be a mix of chocolate stain on your shirt, but that will take care of his grandmother.

- you have sex every day in every corner of the house horny by the strangest things like bags of shaving cream soup.

- You can fall in love in the midst of a fire ravaging the neighborhood.

- If your car is equipped with a sunroof is likely that hunting will draw near upside down or be overcome by a participant in the America's Cup sailing on the asphalt as at sea.

- Vieri and Valentino knows what ADSL. Vieri, I mean ...

- When you get sick, if you will get your medicine all in 30 seconds, you will go to play tennis from your beautician (what kind of hair do you grow if you're so worried about not being able to go?) and drinking tea with friends.

- Your work colleagues are all fashion models / and below the age of 30.

- The head does not tell you if anything catches you with a walkman or if you're in a meeting doodles.

- If you get to dance the tango in the street do not take you for schizophrenia.

- When you walk you may well find Antonio Banderas, Sean Connery or, if you have bad luck, Paris Hilton with the unbearable Claudio Amendola.

- If you do not want to cook, your husband and your children are happy well a can of meat jelly and thank you as well.

- If the postman and you chew the gum, like a rabbit thrombi. But it works only if the pairing is mailman / rubber. Ok. Perhaps because the plumber is real serious.

- When it's dinner time the whole family gets together and does a ritual dance with a nasty chameleon-foot and a half instead of being taken with a stick sits at the table and asks everyone if they are hungry.

- when we fight with your boyfriend, out the door there's another one ready to comfort you. Every librarian and pussy, just waiting for singles and logically that the idiot stick with a photo call in a book.

- Women just love to have a menstrual cycle and tell you all happy, it is nice to have two feet of cotton between the legs.

- Babies do not ever get dirty diapers and the first thing you learn and change themselves. If peeing, peeing a strange blue water ...

- There is never any traffic and all roads pass through beautiful valleys where there is only you. That of course drive cars fast, otherwise there'll never make it to get from point A to point B on time.

- Pets, like children, they do not poop.

- Your grandmother does yoga, gymnastics, takes you to the concerts, giving you the phone number of the singer and runs to take the clothes because you, my poor little niece, You wanted to swim naked.

- Games basketball and are happy to lose so think about your new car. That happens to be a Fiat ...

- You go around and thank you all for doing the shopping.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Glory Holes Around Sacramento

that ... Thanks Gary

us who played 'dodgeball', 'Witch controls color' and 'Flag'.

We do not even miss 'letter will say to kiss'. We

shoes that had four wheels and stretched when the foot
grew.

that we would put the cards on the spokes with clothespins
bicycle.

us who who left the longest trail in the braking
bike was the coolest. We

that 'if you do take a ride with the new saltafossi
do not have to change gears'.

us who spent hours searching the holes on inner tubes
putting them in a bowl. Hello

We lit the pedaling.

We who rings the doorbell to ask if there was the friend at home.

We were doing a competition to see who Babol chewing more big-time. We

that we adopted stray cats and dogs that we were never attacked any
deadly disease but after they put their fingers caressed
us in the mouth. We

that the thermometers break them and the balls of mercury giravano
per tutta la casa.

Noi che dopo la prima partita c'era la rivincita e poi la bella, e
poi la bella della bella.

Noi che se passavamo la palla al portiere coi piedi e lui la prendeva
con le mani non era fallo.

Noi che giocavamo a 'Indovina Chi?' anche se conoscevi tutti i
personaggi a memoria.

Noi che giocavamo a fiori, animali, cose e città (e la città con la D era
sempre Domodossola)…

Noi che con le 500 lire di carta ci venivano 10 pacchetti di figurine.

Noi che ci mancavano sempre quattro figurine per finire l'album Panini ma come doppioni avevamo un sacco di scudetti.

We who had the 'secret place' with the 'secret passage'.

We ate that if the tape cassette, and we had to rewind the tape
with the pen.

We just watched it on TV cartoons. We

we had beautiful cartoons.

us who argued over who was stronger between Mazinger and Grendizer (Grendizer, of course ..)

us who watched 'The House On The Prairie' even if you put sadness.

We who have told the joke about 1,500 times that of the ghost cheese did not anyone laugh, not even us. We

that excites us for a kiss on the cheek. We

that we had no mobile phone per andare a parlare in privato sul terrazzo.

Noi che i messaggini li scrivevamo su dei pezzetti di carta da passare al compagno.

Noi che si andava in cabina a telefonare. Col gettone.

Noi che c'era la Polaroid e aspettavi che si vedesse la foto.

Noi che non era Natale se alla tv non vedevamo la pubblicità della Coca Cola con l'albero.

Noi che le palline di natale erano di vetro e si rompevano.

Noi che al nostro compleanno invitavamo tutti, ma proprio tutti, i nostri compagni di classe.

Noi che facevamo il gioco della bottiglia tutti seduti per terra.

Noi che se guardavamo tutto il film delle 20:30 eravamo andati a dormire TARDISSIMO.

We watched that horror movie even though you were afraid.

We were playing football with the pine cones. We

that the cones tiravamo there as well. We

we played the bell and then run away.

We did that in the photos of trips and the horns were always smiling. We

that the bathroom could be done only after the 4.

us who went to school with folders to 2 tons. We

that when a school was an hour of gymnastics left home in overalls.

us who went to school there alone and walked back alone because there were freaks but they were in a mental hospital. We

that if a school the teacher gave you a slap, Mom at home they gave you two. We

that if you at school the teacher would put a note in his diary, was the terror at home.

We did that research in the library, not on Google. We

that the Internet did not exist.

but we know by heart 'Zoff, Gentile, Tardelli Cabrini Oriali Collovati Scirea Conti Rossi Graziani Antognoni (coach Bearzot)'. We

that 'Chernobyl disaster' means that we could not drink milk in the morning.

We are buying eggs in bulk and thick pizza a finger, with the paper of bread that is soaked in oil.

We did not know what was the moral, but there was always that ... make tea with Walker.

that we could stay out in the afternoon bike. We

that if you went into the street was not so dangerous.

We already knew that dinner was ready because there was Happy Days. We

that November 1 was 'All Saints', not Halloween.

What luck have been there.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

How Long For A Dog To Recover From Pancreatitis



from corriere.it - \u200b\u200bNEW YORK (USA) - The world of gaming it will cry. Gary Gygax, one of the creators of role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons, died at his home in Lake Geneva in Wisconsin. He was 69 years. By Dave Anderson, in 1974, Gygax had given rise to the famous medieval fantasy game that has since infected millions of teen-ager and not just all over the world.

THE GAME - first published by Gygax's company, Tactical Studies Rules (TSR), Dungeons & Dragons was the starting point of publishing-related role play. It is still by far the best-known and role-playing game with 20 million players, translations in many languages \u200b\u200band over one billion dollars in sales of books and accessories until 2004. Inspired by mythology, the original game allowed players to play a human being who belongs to one of four classes: warrior, mage, thief, cleric, or be a member of a fantasy race: dwarf, halfling or elf.
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A couple of words to spend too remember the wonderful evenings spent in the company of creations by Gygax and all that his work and his monumental, fundamental insight has generated over the years. The fantasy was not the same without him, generations of children would not have discovered Tolkien, there would be no movies, books, video games and much, but just as many, other little things that made me company over the years ...

I still remember when returning from London by train avidly read printed and robbed in college, when the Internet was a luxury, espnsioni, rules to aggiuntuive, item list a thousand things and downloaded by connecting to various BBS, where we talked about games role.

I remember the first painted miniatures with a taste and capacity after several failed attempts (and I still have all those "soldiers") and nuts multifaced and the feeling of being part of a strange elite, others believed that consists of idiots ...

Thanks Gary.

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Goodnite Buddy

from corriere.it - \u200b\u200bJimi Hendrix Buddy Miles said that "beating a dead battery." Stout fierce style, an eye to a rhythm and blues and rock, the musician from Omaha (New England) would like to be remembered as "the worst among the bad guys." It was definitely one of the most important drummers in history del rock. Martedì è morto nella sua casa di Austin, in Texas, per complicazioni cardiache. Aveva sessant’anni. Nonostante abbia lavorato, fra gli altri, con Carlos Santana (con cui registrò un album nel cratere di un vulcano alle Hawaii) e John McLaughlin, il suo nome è legato a quello di Hendrix e alla sua Band of Gypsys, il trio con Billy Cox al basso che portava avanti il «black power» musicale. Fu una gloriosa ma brevissima esperienza, nel ’69, culminata con un album live (l’ultimo autorizzato da Hendrix prima della sua morte), tratto da quattro concerti nel periodo di Capodanno del 1970 a New York. «Fin dalla prima sera la gente era soggiogata dal suono che avevamo creato», ha ricordato Miles. Jimi had met in Montreal to Seattle when the guitarist was playing with the Isley Brothers and Buddy with Ruby & the Romantics. "Jimi and I were talking the same language of music. We had learned to play by yourself and our approach to music was unconventional. There squeezing the brain to write the arrangements. " Hendrix, fascinated by his style percussion studio wanted him to play three pieces in his legendary album "Electric Ladyland." Despite the then military training Hendrix drummer Mitch Mitchell. "He is extraordinary, but the blues are better than me," stressed the gruff Buddy.
Born September 5, 1947 as George Miles, began playing in very young gruppo jazz di suo padre. Poco più che adolescente venne preso nella band di Wilson Pickett. Creò con il chitarrista Mike Bloomfield gli Electric Flag («La miglior band con cui abbia mai suonato») e, nel 1968, formò i Buddy Miles Express, pubblicando il disco «Expressway To Your Skull», prodotto da Hendrix. Negli anni Settanta arrivò la collaborazione con Santana. Ma nel decennio successivo Buddy dissipò il suo talento fra disavventure giudiziarie e problemi con la droga: «Sono andato all’inferno e ne sono uscito. Ero arrivato a un punto in cui i miei problemi stavano per sopraffarmi, non mi fregava più di nulla».
Alla fine degli anni Ottanta, il ritorno «miracoloso». Con una curiosità: Miles lent his voice and his own personal version of "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye for a spot. The protagonists were the puppets California Raisins (Californian raisins). Today it is still considered the most famous American TV jingle.
The list of artists with whom he worked is long: David Bowie, Prince, Muddy Waters, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Betty Davis, Neil Young, Barry White, Stevie Ray Vaughan. One of his most recent publications is "Blues Berries" in 2002. "I've been a musician my whole life - he said in one of his last interviews -. I did not do nothing. "

Monday, February 11, 2008

Cypress Property And Casualty

Dear T9

I'd like to chat with the inventor of T9, one day. Me
places it in front, there.
Just ahead, I imagine him looking paciarotto, with his first class air. The
offer her a cup of tea, because it certainly is one who does not drink alcohol, must necessarily be one who drinks lots of tea and coffee. The
would offer pastries, also good, not at all poisonous.
'd wait to see him bite into the green cherry shortbread to lock the wrist and ask:
- Now tell me, why do not I sleep at night: how the hell did you come to put "you" as the first option instead of "you"?
Who has never sms received the infamous nineteenth-century "step you take tonight?
And when he embarrassed cough, he ingolferà, you beat your chest and try to get with his pale, chubby hand to the cup of tea, I make even more grip and ask:
- And then, how the fuck you failed to put "fear" as the first option as opposed to "excuse"?
Eh?
"Fear, I'm late."
Who uses the word "fear" in sms? To those who think like you perfect, ugly moron? Al Lucarelli
crime writer?
Stephen King? Tell
.
At this point I'd eat a pastry chewing too fast to show off nervosismo.
E perché (sputando briciole di pasticcino) quando scrivo "tu" mi viene fuori "tv"? Eh?
Prendi le mazzette dalla Rai o da Mediaset?
A questo punto lui cercherebbe di bofonchiare qualcosa, quasi sicuramente delle spiegazioni tecniche.
Io lo interromperei bloccandogli anche l'altro polso.
A una mia amica è arrivato un messaggio che diceva: "Ti rifaccio gli ampliodoti per il meraviglioso sorriso!"
- Cosa sono gli ampliodoti, razza di imbecille?
Eh? I complimenti?
"Ampliodoti" n-o-n-e-s-i-s-t-e, gigantesca e inutile testa di cazzo! Il tuo dizionario è pieno di parole che n-o-n-e-s-i-s-t-o-n-o. Su nessun pianeta registrato e abitato da forme di vita basate on carbon!
At this point, remove the cup before, I would raise and put it in the sink.
So, to make a housekeeper while he suffocates cyanotic.
With a firm voice I would say (perhaps rubbing my hands on her apron):
- A friend of mine is called Savior. Ok, has a name like shit, we agree. His parents are foreigners and they had great expectations.
fact is that because of your fucking T9 he no longer called a Savior, which is a bad name.
now called Pathos, which is even worse.
And to tell you how many lives you've messed up.
My friend Bernard, for example.
Ok, is a name of shit too, we all agree and in fact is a friend of Savior, but it is already better off.
San Bernardo cites him even Dante's Divine Comedy.
However, dear Tampin Bernard was a girl, ok?
Carina, thin, beautiful breasts.
He was even able to get his number and he was sending the first message gallant essential to break the damn ice.
The message read: "Would you like tonight when we go to eat something and then we go to dance?" I bring to XY, there's my friend who makes the discs. There her home myself. "
And apart from that it seems written by Mozart.
But this is a part.
At one point, the space was almost finished, so you are not signed Bernardo "Bernard", but "Bern".
Come on, is cool, it seems almost as horrible as German Bernd.
pity that the message has arrived, signed by the "Afro", as if to imply an individual with a fucking eight feet, plausibly determined to round off the evening a bit 'on the couch and a bit' where it happens.
Obviously the girl in question has never made more alive, and killed himself in the poor African blowjobs.
Among other things it took him a bit '.
At this point, staring eyes.
no Afro, Mr. T9.
One writes "help", you know?
"help" that is simple and is also an important word. Can
return extremely useful in emergencies. So
"help", ok?
So far so good.
But then, suddenly, just one is nervous and crush the button one more time and becomes "helped".
And here is already less well.
But if you are particularly nervous and crush the button again, it becomes "bitumen".
That's right, my friend.
"bitumen".
bitumen mean?
Yes, you mean bitumen.
Why is there a while, maybe in the middle of a tornado, the first thing you need is bitumen.
It seems to me quite logical.
So if you know the fucking bitumen word, I want to know who the hell uses it in a text message, because I do not take the word "shit"?
you think there are more people in the world that says "shit" or writing "tar"?
See you. But

eye because there are a number of variations on "I love you" that our friend did not, apparently, never wrote to anyone.
And presumably even to a dead soul ...

) "with you" ( eh? Please?)
2) "I love you" (a little 'out of fashion, but at least there is the verb and the recipient perhaps makes it to understand)
3) "I amm" (EU, uagilò ...)
4 ) "I bon" (Note steak)
5) "Ti anm" (un volgare insulto in foggiano)
6) "Ti coo" (quasi in dialetto lombardo/veneto, ma senza senso)
7) "Ti bom" (nota bistecca ma con pronuncia differente)
8) "Ti ano" (vabbè, forse anche per questo bisogna domandarsi quanti usano la parola “ano” negli sms…)
9) "Tg com" (eh? Prego? Parte 2)
10) "Tg cnn" (mabafangula)

Quindi, carissimo signor T9: o me ne fai uno che impara l’italiano come si deve oppure mi rifai questo qua che così fa venire il mal di pancia.

Olè.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Suave Hand Lotion Msds Sheet

My favorite

Ingredienti:
1 rotolo di pasta sfoglia
500g di apples

30g pine nuts 50g sugar zest of one lemon

flour

30g raisins 2 tablespoons bread crumbs 1 egg yolk


cinnamon sugar

Preparation: Make the puff pastry thaw at room temperature environment. Meanwhile Soak the raisins in warm water for 10 minutes, peel apples and cut into very thin slices. Grate the lemon rind. Lay the pastry on a floured tray, and pull it gently with a rolling pin with flour, cover with apples and sprinkle with bread crumbs, cinnamon (I like nice load of cinnamon) and a little 'sugar free, leaving a border all around . Add the raisins squeezed lemon zest and pine nuts. Sprinkle with sugar. Roll the strudel, and then press the end of the roll and close it, so that the stuffing does not come out. Cover the bottom of a baking pan with parchment paper, Lie down strudel and brush surface with beaten egg yolk. Bake the strudels at 180 degrees for about an hour, let cool and sprinkle with icing sugar.

And I too right!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Custom Buttons And Pins Madison, Wi



are usually only complain and only when: 1) it is really worth because there is in an area that makes me scratch card 2) I have the balls stragonfie of this or that.
must be said that since there 'I'm here blogghino I complain less, a little' me rodimenti them because some are pulled out above, in metaphor or no encryption (the first if I wanted to laugh about it), a little 'because when the balls to go from stragonfie " exploded, "my desire to communicate with humans goes to zero.
But I have to write these words because ... because, that is ... I mean. It's not that there must always be a reason and an explanation for everything. So: go with the complaint.
Over the past ten years I think I behaved quite well with my neighbors and good if not great, with the animals. I think I've helped a number of representatives of both species in exchange for much more from the first seconds.
Nothing strange. Do not ever do something that
expecting a profit of some kind, what ever.
But at least one of gratitude, well ... never hurts the ego.
So I thought until a few years ago when, for reasons I do not want to stay because I've got time to write, like, a moment is ready on the table and (especially) are my cock, I found I needed to have human beings.
everything I "had something" a bit 'mafioso as a concept, but you get the idea, are gone, behind those mountains of words and Who behind your finger, you know, it hides very little.
thanks goes to my brother biker Ciupa, apparently as hard as a truckload of bricks, from which I did not expect the gesture that it did. I did not accept for various reasons but it was the only one to actually move to help resolve the situation.
who disappointed me is another series Friends, these things were going well until, disappeared between children and thousands of commitments, real or imagined.
As always, therefore, I made by myself and I have raised are put back in the saddle for another charge. But this time there is a difference from now on I will live according to very strict selection criteria so as not to have paura di niente, come diceva Gaber, “a me mi fa male il mondo”.
Quindi, d’ora in poi, penso solo a me stesso e ai pochi che scelgo.
Si fottano tutti gli altri.
No more Mr Niceguy.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Beading Of The Genitals

raining and there's no one around today is so

Ci sono stati anni duri, in cui non c'era più vento.
C'è chi è precipitato tentando di volare ancora in alto anche senza il vento.
C'è chi ha cominciato a volare basso e si è trovato così bene che ha continuato a farlo anche quando il vento è tornato.
E i pochi che sono tornati a volare in alto sono così pochi che non si incontrano quasi mai...
(Cavezzali)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hot To Build A Concrete Bathtub



Doh.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Dye Over Grecian Formula

... and 2008 should be good! Highly original

I needed a vacation (to all) was a bit 'dicevo.Certo that I never thought it would become a holiday with the prospect of potentially unlimited duration, and a return to an office (of any ) that do not currently have a date ...
But with Christmas among the boxes, parties and all those things that every year do not help you to relax, I did not expect it to be so heavy to bear.
E 'that do nothing annoys me greatly, there are accustomed to. I
that 2008 would bring a bit 'of serenity to those who need it (me first) and many nice kick in the balls to those in Over the years I have the rest of life complicated.
Regarding the second point, I received news that finally lead me to see the river populated by a bit 'of corpses, and this can only please me, especially friends who have suffered a lot. Unfortunately, for me, these rewards are very important because I have other problems to solve, slightly more important and relevant for the first point in particular.
seemed that everything could be solved within a few weeks and instead nada, nisba, nix, nein: everything is still as before.
The purposes for 2008 out there, some will be difficult to maintain, but we'll try anyway. Nothing compared to the company to rebuild a good thing fragments, expectations, programs and projects that are currently frozen.
Oh, I almost forgot: I have published a piece in Hog \u200b\u200bTales, of course, free.

Happy New Year to everyone, especially me.