- It 's always fair weather, except in countries where children still get wet when it rains because there is not full of arcades.
- We are all rich, beautiful and young.
- The average Italian family is represented by the father who reaches the age of 30, the mother who has children 20 years and have only 10 years younger than them, of course, all healthy and beautiful.
- She does remain, it is always at home and bakes cakes and biscuits, water the plants or put in loincloths and leave photography to the balcony from the neighbors, the cycle when he climbs trees or parachute jumps.
- He is obviously a super manager, works two hours a day, goes to the office by helicopter, and takes about 10/15 thousand euro a month to maintain the country house, his wife, five children and to fill helicopter.
- children miraculously never quarreled, do well in school, are obedient and the only thing they want is their favorite snack (what there will never be in that fucking snack? Heroin?) and the only misfortune that can never be a mix of chocolate stain on your shirt, but that will take care of his grandmother.
- you have sex every day in every corner of the house horny by the strangest things like bags of shaving cream soup.
- You can fall in love in the midst of a fire ravaging the neighborhood.
- If your car is equipped with a sunroof is likely that hunting will draw near upside down or be overcome by a participant in the America's Cup sailing on the asphalt as at sea.
- Vieri and Valentino knows what ADSL. Vieri, I mean ...
- When you get sick, if you will get your medicine all in 30 seconds, you will go to play tennis from your beautician (what kind of hair do you grow if you're so worried about not being able to go?) and drinking tea with friends.
- Your work colleagues are all fashion models / and below the age of 30.
- The head does not tell you if anything catches you with a walkman or if you're in a meeting doodles.
- If you get to dance the tango in the street do not take you for schizophrenia.
- When you walk you may well find Antonio Banderas, Sean Connery or, if you have bad luck, Paris Hilton with the unbearable Claudio Amendola.
- If you do not want to cook, your husband and your children are happy well a can of meat jelly and thank you as well.
- If the postman and you chew the gum, like a rabbit thrombi. But it works only if the pairing is mailman / rubber. Ok. Perhaps because the plumber is real serious.
- When it's dinner time the whole family gets together and does a ritual dance with a nasty chameleon-foot and a half instead of being taken with a stick sits at the table and asks everyone if they are hungry.
- when we fight with your boyfriend, out the door there's another one ready to comfort you. Every librarian and pussy, just waiting for singles and logically that the idiot stick with a photo call in a book.
- Women just love to have a menstrual cycle and tell you all happy, it is nice to have two feet of cotton between the legs.
- Babies do not ever get dirty diapers and the first thing you learn and change themselves. If peeing, peeing a strange blue water ...
- There is never any traffic and all roads pass through beautiful valleys where there is only you. That of course drive cars fast, otherwise there'll never make it to get from point A to point B on time.
- Pets, like children, they do not poop.
- Your grandmother does yoga, gymnastics, takes you to the concerts, giving you the phone number of the singer and runs to take the clothes because you, my poor little niece, You wanted to swim naked.
- Games basketball and are happy to lose so think about your new car. That happens to be a Fiat ...
- You go around and thank you all for doing the shopping.
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