Sunday, May 18, 2008

Herpes Simplex On My Leg

good good.

Buy a turkey about 5 pounds for 6 people and a bottle of whiskey, salt, pepper, olive oil and lard. Lard
the turkey, sew it, add salt and pepper and extra virgin olive oil.
Heat oven to 250 degrees for 10 minutes. Pending
drink a glass of whiskey.
Put the turkey in the oven on a baking dish.
make available a further two good glasses of whiskey. Bette dermosdado
the drink at 300 degrees 20 minutes.
Versciarsci mother glasses of whiskey. After a
messci'ora, open the oven door and sciorvegliare boiling the cleat. Gaso never bolesse sgabbare.
Brenda vottiglia vishschi of a beautiful and infilarscene golata in gullet. After another
bezz'ola, trascinarsci Verscio the oven, throw open the door and shit thrown back - no, to gaze - no - in short, put the chicken in the Verscio.
Uscitionarsci the hand with the shit out of the door and close it ... Holy shit! Try a
scedersci sceda and verscarsci a uissski dibikkiere - or the opposite, non scio 'more'. Harm - no, mother in law - no cook no, ah, 'cook the animal be hours.
Eh hop!, A glass! Sciempre appreciated. Remove from the oven dacchino.
Roll up a bit 'of wisdky.
tries again to extract the bone, 'cause not the first time we ski we did. Collect
porter fell on the floor.
Wipe it with a lousy rag and throw him on a cat, crazy, a plate. But who cares.
Crack face due to the fat left on the ceiling, the floor of her cousin and trying to Rials. Decide that you are all better off the ground, belly laugh and finish the bottle rhisky.
Arrambicarsi on the bed and dorbire Dudda lanote.
Eating cold turkey with mayonnaise the next day, put the ointment for burns and for the rest of the day cleaning up the brothel done in the kitchen.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Non Religious Sympathy Quotes

Uuuh that post luuuungo!

But it's nice to have the 300 things that, according to some, you should do in life.

With the "+" there are those I have already done more or less 195 to 300, but there are some like: "I drove a Ferrari" or "I participated in a rave ", which does not interest me at all.

Let's say that on average are satisfied with what I've done so far ... maybe I'm missing here is a woman with whom to share things that I did not like" I've been to the Caribbean "or "I went canoeing on the Snake River" ('ZZO ... 1040 miles between Wyoming, Idaho, Oregon and Washington !)... Okay, while I am here with my friend Davo (photo Ace).

001. I offered everyone a drink in a bar ...
+ 002. ... I swam with the dolphins
003. I climbed a mountain ...
004.
... I drove a Ferrari 005. I've been to 'inside the Great Pyramid ...
006. I held a tarantula in his hand ...
007. I have gone swimming naked in the sea ... +
008. Ho detto TI AMO credendoci... +
009. Ho abbracciato un albero... +
010. Ho fatto uno strip tease... +
011. Ho fatto bungee jumping...
012. Sono stato a Parigi... +
013. Ho visto una tempesta marina... +
014. Ho passato la notte sveglio fino a vedere l'alba... +
015. Ho visto l'aurora boreale...
016. Ho cambiato pannolini a un bambino...
017. Sono salito a piedi sulla cima della Torre di Pisa... +
018. Ho coltivato e mangiato verdure del mio orto...
019. Ho toccato un iceberg...
020. Ho dormito sotto le stelle... +
021. Sono stato su una mongolfiera...
022. Ho visto una pioggia di meteoriti...
023. Mi sono ubriacato... +
024. Ho fumato erba... +
025. Ho guardato le stelle con un telescopio... +
026. Mi è venuta la ridarella in un momento inopportuno... +
027. Ho fatto una promessa senza mantenerla... +
028. Ho scommesso e vinto ai cavalli... +
029. Mi sono finto malato pur non essendolo... +
030. Ho invitato uno/a sconosciuto/a a casa mia... +
031. Ho fatto battaglie con palle di neve... +
032. Mi sono fotocopiato il culo in ufficio... +
033. Ho gridato con tutta la mia forza solo per il gusto di farlo... +
034. Ho tenuto in braccio un agnellino...
035. Ho dormito su una panchina... +
036. Ho fatto un bagno romantico a lume di candela... +
037. Ho fatto una doccia con cold water ... +
038. I started talking to a beggar ... +
039. I have seen a total eclipse ... +
040. I took the sun naked ... +
041. I've been on a roller coaster ... +
042. I made a home run ...
043. I danced like crazy for caring about others ... +
044. I spoke with an accent for an entire day ...
045. I visited the birthplace of my ancestors ... +
046. At least one time I felt happy with my life ... +
047. I visited all the countries of ...
048. I love my job in every aspect ...
049. I was comforted that someone crapped bad .. +
050. I won some lottery .. +
051. I danced with strangers in foreign countries ... +
052. I saw the whales ... +
053. I gave the flowers ... +
054. I have stolen or damaged road signs ... +
055. I was sent back to Europe, arrival in U.S. ...
056. I took a trip on the road ... +
057. I did mountain climbing ...
058. I lied to customs ... +
059. I did a night walk on the beach ... +
060. I did paragliding ...
061. I was in Ireland ... +
062. I was heartbroken longer than it has been in love ... +
063. At the restaurant I sat down to eat with strangers ... +
064. I was in Japan ... +
065. I milked a cow ...
066. System CDs in alphabetical order ...
067. I dreamed of being a superhero comic book ... +
068. I sang in a karaoke bar ... +
069. I've slept an entire day ... +
070. I did scuba diving ...
071. I dreamed of being invisible ... +
072. I fell asleep at the cinema ... +
073. I kissed in the rain ... +
074. I played in the mud ...
075. I played in the rain ... +
076. I was in a drive-in ...
077. I did something to repent of having done so without regret ... +
078. I have seen the Great Wall of China ...
079. I discovered that someone found my blog ... +
080. I broke a window or a glass ... +
081. I started a business ...
082. I always love and reciprocated ...
083. I visited the ancient sites ... +
084. I did a course in martial arts ... +
085. I heard the same song for more than 20 times ... +
086. I've been married ...
087. I was in a movie ...
088. I ruined a party ...
089. I cried watching a movie ... +
090. I loved someone who did not deserve ...
+ 091. I was kissed passionately feel dizzy ... +
092. I got divorced ...
093. I'm talking to a girl blush ...
+ 094. I fell in public ... +
095. I was beaten by a woman ... +
096. I cooked biscuits ... +
097. Ho vinto un concorso di bellezza...
098. Sono stato in gondola a Venezia...
099. Mi è venuta la pelle d'oca sentendo la lingua di un'altra persona... +
100. Ho almeno un tattoo...
101. Ho almeno un piercing...
102. Sono sceso in canoa sullo Snake River...
103. Sono stato in uno studio tv come pubblico... +
104. Ho ricevuto cioccolatini... +
105. Ho così tanto mangiato fino a dover vomitare… +
106. Ho ballato fino all'alba... +
107. Sono stato con più di 10 ragazze... (non contemporaneamente, purtroppo…)+
108. Ho suonato in pubblico... +
109. Sono andata a giocare a Las Vegas... +
110. Ho mangiato pescecane...
111. I recorded some music ... +
112. I was in Thailand ...
113. I bought a house ...
114. I was in a war zone ...
115. I've been on a cruise ...
116. I beat my brother ...
117. I speak several languages \u200b\u200b... +
118. I did wrap ... +
119. I have been involved in a fight ... +
120. I have bad checks ...
121. I have seen Rocky Horror Picture Show ... +
122. I have grown children ...
123. I recently bought and played with something childish ... +
124. I followed the entire tour group ...
125. I was a groupie ...
126. I participated in a Spring Break ...
127. I rode a bike paese straniero... +
128. Ho scoperto qualcosa d'importante sui miei antenati... +
129. Ho scritto al presidente della Repubblica...
130. Ho traslocato e iniziato vita in un'altra città...
131. Sono stato sul Golden Gate Bridge.... +
130. Scippato una vecchietta...
133. Avrei voluto essere in un telefilm... +
134. Ho cantato in macchina per almeno 20 Km... +
135. Ho superato di molto il limite di velocità con la macchina... +
136. Ho subito un intervento di chirurgia plastica...
137. Sono sopravvissuto a un incidente stradale...
138. Ho scritto articoli per giornali... +
139. Ho fatto diete... +
140. Ho pilotato aerei...
141. Ho accarezzato animali I'm afraid of ... +
142. I had sex with ...
143. I fell in love but without being able to repay ... +
144. I have given birth to an animal ...
145. I was fired ... +
146. I won money on a TV show ...
147. I broke some bones ....
148. I have killed animals ... [Poor fish ...] +
149. I killed human beings ...
150. I attended a safari in Africa ...
151. I rode a motorcycle ... +
152. I drove a tractor ... +
153. I have piercing besides the ears ...
154. I shot with firearms ... +
155. I ate mushrooms found in the woods ... +
156. I have not slept for more than a day ... +
157. I just surgery ... +
158. I was rejected ... +
159. I hitchhiked ... +
160. I had a snake as a pet ...
161. I stayed for the duration of a flight ... +
162. I've seen more foreign countries than U.S. states ... +
163. I've been on every continent ...
164. I traveled by canoe for more than two days ...
165. I rode a water scooter ... +
166. I ate kangaroo meat ...
167. I ate sushi ... (And I discovered that I do not like) +
168. I pissed in the street ... +
169. I punched someone ... +
170. I had a relationship lasting over a year ... (Usually well over ...) +
171. I changed my mind about something to someone ... +
172. I changed my mind on something or someone ... +
173. I did fire someone ...
174. I found money ... (Always a few) +
175. I parachute jump ...
176. I ate bugs and insects ... +
177. I have eaten fried green tomatoes ...
178. I have read Homer ... +
179. I have stolen from the restaurant ... +
180. I have stolen from the supermarket ... +
181. I apologized a long time after ... +
182. I was elected class president at least once ...
183. I fixed my own computer ... +
184. I was DJ ...
185. Cried for a whole day ... +
186. I cheated at the game ...
187. Sono stato arrestato...
188. Ho bigiato la scuola... +
189. Ho pattinato sul ghiaccio... +
190. Ho comprato scarpe e/o vestiti ad un mercatino rionale... +
191. Ho vomitato in luogo pubblico... +
192. Ho venduto qualcosa ad un estraneo... +
193. Ho comunicato con qualcuno non conoscendo la sua lingua... +
194. Ho rubato la saponetta dall'albergo... +
195. Ho bucato le ruote di una macchina o strisciato la carrozzeria...
196. Ho ruttato davanti ad altre persone..... +
197. Ho copiato un compito in classe.. +
198. Sono caduto in bici... +
199. Sono svenuto...
200. Ho baciato qualcuno del mio stesso sesso...
201. Ho fatto un tuffo da un'altezza at least 10 m. .. +
202. I tasted Korean food ... +
203. I seriously thought about suicide ... +
204. I hated ... +
205. I have experience bdsm ...
206. I worked in a bar ... +
207. I was in a sex shop ... +
208. I kissed a foreign girl ... +
209. I'm lost in a strange city ... +
210. I pulled the cans ... +
211. I'm in love with a friend ... +
212. I did yoga ... +
213. I did tantric exercises ... +
214. I witnessed a car accident ... +
215. I was bound ...
216. I play squash ... +
217. I had a stroke of lightning ... +
218. I made a video hard ...
219. I felt the absence of a former ... +
220. I played a trump ... +
221. I kept a secret diary ... +
222. I made off-piste ... +
223. I did jungle trekking ...
224. I was with a bigger than me ... +
225. I'm done for someone else ...
226. I climbed up a tree ... +
227. I wanted that one night would never end ... +
228. I made a mad love for .... +
229. I had a bath at night ... +
230. I smoked the nargile ... (I have two ...) +
231. I wrote a love letter ... +
232. I've been suspended from school ...
233. I kissed on the first date ... +
234. I fell asleep in the arms of a girl ... +
235. I was left ... +
236. I have forgiven ... +
237. I had a car accident ... +
238. I was the victim of a joke ... +
239. I was at the spa ... +
240. I've been seeing a Formula One Grand Prix ...
241. I was in a night ... +
242. I was in a private club ...
243. I did parasailing .....
244. I lied ... +
245. I did a mural ...
246. I saw the coral reef ... +
247. I did the shit ...
248. I have been with more people on the same day ...
249. I received compliments for something I can do much well ... +
250. I was in a nudist camp ... +
251. I discovered that someone who wanted me disgraced secretly ... +
252. I broke out of anger of the objects ... +
253. I was on the phone more than 2 hours .... +
254. I ran away from home ...
255. I wrote a poem ... +
256. I attended a rave ...
257. I was at the home of a stranger ... +
258. I said something and soon after I did the opposite ... +
259. I usually midnight snacks ...
260. I kissed for over an hour straight ... +
261. I looked through the keyhole of a lock ... +
262. I eavesdropped on a door ... +
263. I walked on a roof ... +
264. I met a transvestite or a transexual ... +
265. I read more books in one day ... +
266. I stopped someone on the street to know ...
267. I was in a Buddhist temple ... +
268. I did the sauna ... +
269. I cheated ... (MAI)
270. I got a fine ... +
271. I was chased by angry dogs ... +
272. I received proposals obscene ... +
273. I did a television audition ...
274. I did everything to make a person happy ... +
275. I did break dance in the middle of a street ... +
276. I've been to the Caribbean ...
277. Have you been in water for more than six hours ... +
278. I met someone known in chat ... +
279. I've been to a concert ... +
280. I drove without being able to do so ... +
281. I did play spirits ... +
282. I have visited many places abroad than in Italy ... +
283. I do not have a single nationality ...
284. I was at a beer festival ... +
285. I went somewhere telling everyone that I went to another ... +
286. I was hospitalized ... +
287. I played in a group ... +
288. I bribed someone ...
289. I've been recommended ...
290. Have you signed up at a party ...
291. I was betrayed .. +
292. I wanted a person for months without being able to declare ... +
293. I had a story on holiday ... +
294. I wanted to go and live abroad ... +
295. I traveled without a ticket ... +
296. I've been single by choice ... +
297. I've been with someone for fun ...
298. I flew ... +
299. I've had recurring nightmares ... +
300. I rode naked through the house ... +